Everyone is going green!

It seems in our day and age it seems that everyone is trying to become more Eco friendly. More people are recycling, companies use environmentalism as a selling point in products and advertising. But there are some people out there who haven't yet been appreciated for all there Environmental kindness throughout the years and through out history. I'm talking, of course, about the green ninjas. Not the white ninjas, or your standard ninjas. No. The green ninjas!

Green ninjas have been around for hundreds of years and have been helping to keep the wilderness just that. Not only is the wild there natural habitat, it is where they enjoy to hang out and have crazy ninja parties (here is pictured a ninja party, notice how you can't see them, wild).



Green ninjas understand the need to value our earth, as it is the only one we have: more over it's the only one they have and if you drop that trash on the ground they will find you! Green ninjas are perhaps the most stealthy over time, as they leave no trace in the history record. All there weapons are biodegradable. Many of there shurikens are made from bamboo, or other choice woods depending on location, and their main weapon, poison, is all harvested from the natural bounty of the earth.

Green ninjas have been know to be some of the most deadly ninjas on the planet. On a scale of one to ten, they are easily a thirteen. They have been know to target woods men, lumberjacks, mine workers, and Americans. Another fact that has allowed me to know about Green ninjas is that they have been know to leave single survivors and torture victims to spread the word about being environmentally friendly. Why do you think there has been a recent surge in this trend? They will grow bamboo straight through your chest! So don't you dare throw out that Pizza box, because they will know you did it, just by the smell that you leave from touching it.

Green ninjas are know to be the stealthiest of ninjas. They invented the green screen, thus they can appear on your news, in your movies, and even worse: you wouldn't even know it!

I mean seriously these guys are so hard to track. the sneakiest of ninja leaves no carbon foot print.