How Much Damage Could One Taco Do?

If you only knew! A single taco could crush economies, ruin families, destroy long-standing establishments, and plunge the world into dire straights the likes of which we have never seen before! One taco is all it takes to push gas prices over $5 and send us spiraling into the dark ages. One taco could cause world disasters the likes of which this world has never beheld! Just One taco could give the robots all they need to kick off the singularity, and once that happens and the asteroids are on their way and the volcanoes have erupted and the seas turned red, the sky torn open and darkness devours the lives of men you'll ask yourself; was it all worth it for just one taco?

Of course it was, tacos rule!